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Show #5 Fortnite Golf Cart Carnage

Ladies and gentlemen, how's everyone doing tonight? Great to see you all! So, I've got a little story for you, and it involves Fortnite, a golf club, and some seriously questionable driving skills. Buckle up, because we're about to dive into the world of crash people and golf cart chaos!

You know, I was playing Fortnite the other day, and I landed in this pretty busy area. There were people building left and right, bullets flying, and chaos all around. And in the midst of all this madness, there it was – the golf cart. You know the one, the vehicle that turns any situation into a wild ride.

So, being the daredevil that I am, I hopped into this golf cart, ready to navigate through the mayhem. Little did I know that this golf cart would become my weapon of choice, my trusty steed, if you will. But let me tell you, driving that thing was like trying to control a bull on roller skates.

I was zooming around, narrowly avoiding gunfire, when I spotted an enemy player just minding their own business. Now, in any other circumstance, I would have probably just kept driving, but Fortnite has a way of turning you into a golf cart-wielding maniac.

So, what did I do? I aimed straight for them and hit the gas. You wouldn't believe the look of surprise on their character's face. It was like they never expected someone to crash into them with a golf cart mid-battle.

But here's the best part – the golf cart didn't just stop with a simple collision. No, no. It was like a game of golf, and that player was the ball. I sent them flying across the map, probably breaking all kinds of records for the longest drive in Fortnite history.

And you know, in the chaos of it all, I couldn't help but laugh. I mean, who knew that a golf cart could be the ultimate weapon? Forget about guns and grenades – all you need is a good swing with a four-wheeled club.

So, the moral of the story, folks, is this: if you find yourself in a Fortnite match with a golf cart, don't just drive it like a normal vehicle. Embrace your inner crash people enthusiast, and swing that club with style. Who knows, you might just become the Tiger Woods of Fortnite – minus the golf club, of course!